Not understanding the fancy names of the items on a menu be like…
Wally [to waiter]: There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Not understanding the fancy names of the items on a menu be like…
Wally [to waiter]: There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
Wally: I’m allergic to sushi.
Wally: Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.
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That’s… not how it works.
Pillow talk at the Allen home…
Iris: Do you ever think about the future?
Barry: Yeah, I think about the future.
Iris: Am I in it?
Barry: You are my future.
Iris: Honey, you are about to get so lucky.
Wally: You don’t put words in people’s mouths. You put turkey in people’s mouths!
Before Wally and Linda got married…
Linda: I love you, Wally.
Wally: I love… cake.
* A few arguments later *
Wally: Linda, it’s just that, if I say it, and then we break up, what would I tell myself?
Linda: You could tell yourself you still have cake. We both know how much it means to you.
Wally: Okay. I deserve that.