Ordering at a restaurant…
Wally: I’ll have number eight.
Waiter: That’s a party platter, sir…
Wally: I know what I am, kid.
Ordering at a restaurant…
Wally: I’ll have number eight.
Waiter: That’s a party platter, sir…
Wally: I know what I am, kid.
If Hal gave the best man’s speech at Barry and Iris’ wedding…
Hal: It’s the most romantic story ever. It makes “The Notebook” look like “Saw V”.
Wally: I’ve got one speed and it is full throttle!
Speed Force training be like…
Barry: Alright, we’re here, boys! Get ready! Your exit’s comin’ up, Wally!
Wally: Where? I don’t see it.
Bart: There! I see it! I see it!
Wally: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Bart: That’s it, dude!
You could be the hottest chick in town, but…
Wally: I don’t like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?
After finally getting to go on that Carribean cruise…
Barry: Honey?
Iris: What?
Barry: Where’s my super ring?
Iris: What?
Barry: Where is the ring with my super suit?
Iris: I, uh, put it away.
Barry: Where?
Iris: Why do you need to know?
Barry: I need it!
Iris: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this cruise for two months!
Barry: The public is in danger!
Iris: Our vacation’s in danger!
Barry: You tell me where my ring is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Iris: “Greater good”? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Barry taking Wally along with him into the Speed Force for the first time…
Barry: Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.
When asked what it’s like to be in the Speed Force…
Wally: I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the rogues, not my team and all their bullshit.
Wally: For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.
Wally: I feel the need…
Wally: … the need for speed!
When asked about his work philosophy…
Bart: Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing.
Bart: But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.