Iris [to Selina]: When Barry first proposed to me, he gave me a Ring Pop, but he ate it first. How did Bruce do it?
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When the Titans are scheduled to make an appearance but you just can’t take it anymore…
Kid Flash: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Wally’s Tummy Foundation. *speeds away ala Road Runner*
At a Titans mission briefing…
Kid Flash: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!
He gets hungry a lot.
Wally: Earlier, I was licking icing off my finger and, boom! I swallowed my wedding ring.
Linda: *sighs*
Because speedsters enjoy eating a lot more than everyone else.
Green Lantern: Wait, you’re going to go back in time? How do you do that?
The Flash: Extremely well.
Don’t be so smug, Barry. Remember this little event we call “Flashpoint”?
Wally: There’s nothing I won’t do for thirty dollars and a sandwich… Or just a sandwich.
When asked about his philosophy in life…
Wally: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Uhhhh. Right.
Speedster training…
Kid Flash [to Impulse]: Rule number one: Every successful run ends with junk food.
Impulse [about Iris]: You see the way Grandpa looks at her? It’s like how Wally looks at a cheeseburger.
Marital trouble be like…
Wally [about Linda]: Why would she keep something from me?
Dick: *pats his back*
Wally: I shared my body with that woman.
Wally: And my Netflix password.
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