Poison Ivy: You don’t know what it’s like being a woman looking the way I do.
Batman: You don’t know what it’s like being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
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Poison Ivy [to Harley Quinn]: We’re women. We don’t say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don’t get it.
Detective Bullock: I can put you in Gotham City on the night of the hijacking.
Penguin: Really? I live in Gotham. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Poison Ivy: *walks in seductively* Is this some kind of a bust?
Detective Bullock: *jaw drops*
Bullock: It’s very impressive, yes.
Defense Attorney: I would like to present my client’s internet search history from that evening.
Captain Boomerang: *on the stand* I’d rather confess to the crime.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: What fun is there in making sense?
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