Detective Bullock: You ever work an identity theft case?
Commissioner Gordon: Every arrest I ever made. They all say I got the wrong guy.
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Paasive aggression between friends be like…
Harley: Ivy, I always forget, because you’re so pretty, you’re not used to rejection.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Police Officer: Ma’am, as I told you, this is a police matter.
Civilian: Well, it doesn’t seem to MATTER to the POLICE!
Officer: Okay, nice job with that.
When Poison Ivy leaves for vacation and entrusts her “babies” to you…
Ivy: Make sure you water my kids thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jinx.
Harley: Jinx is the ficus?
Ivy: Exactly.
Commissioner Gordon [about the rest of the GCPD: I prefer they screw up while not wearing their uniforms.
Afternaths in Gotham City be like…
Commissioner Gordon: Will someone please call all the ambulances?
Commissioner Gordon [to the rest of the GCPD]: Am I the only one here who’s clear on the concept of law enforcement?
What it’s like being employed at Apokolips…
Darkseid: You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture’s been tortured with torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.
Imagine: What working for the Joker’s like.
What a wise criminal would say when crossing Gotham City: We can’t stop here! This is Bat country!
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