Welcome to the DC Universe, where nothing is “strange” anymore…

Bethany Snow: Coming up this half hour on Channel 52 News: Flies on your face. How many is too many?

Ambush Bug: But first: That orange thing in the sky, and what you can do to please it.

So, wow, thank you…

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I just saw how many followers this blog has as of today, and I’m in awe.

I have all those brilliant film, TV, and song writers who came up with such amusing, deep, or iconic lines to thank. I’m really just borrowing their work and creating a context around them based on comic canon (and, occasionally, my own headcanons). It won’t always be accurate, but the point is to make it fun and imaginable. 

I see a quote, and 90% of the time, I’ll instantly have a character in mind to “speak” it and a situation in which the conversation could happen. That’s how rich the DC Universe is. Years and years of material to draw inspiration from. 

I do re-word some dialogue to fit the context I want (or because the grammar seems uncomfortably off to me). 

I love the slice-of-life kind of things, and I do imagine that even superheroes have very mundane, domestic (even silly) moments that give them joy in between those of chaos and conflict.

So, for those of you who follow because you’re just as amused, inspired, and fangirl-y as I am, thanks for dropping by!

(A shout out to those who support my other Tumblr blog, a-wayne-at-heart, as well!)

Reblogging this because, wow. I’m astounded again. Thank you again. 🙂

(Also, the main tags I use can be found in the tags.)

What civilians think Gotham City villains fight about: Power. Money. Territory. Batman.

What Gotham City villains actually fight about:

The Riddler [to Penguin]: Oh, yeah? Well, I was featured in the GCPD calendar!

Therapy sessions in Gotham City be like…

Store Owner: He used to rob me two, three times a week. Now, I’m lucky if I get it once a month.

Robber: He never initiates it. I have to do all the work. He just stands there.