After causing another chaotic DC crossover event…
Bat-Mite: Shouldn’t we intervene or something?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Why would we? This party just got interesting.
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DC: Robin! I need to use you in a story arc.
Robin: You want me to be in the series?
DC: It’s just a few panels. Your predecessor’s supposed to be in ‘em, but he’s dead.
Robin: Dead?!
DC: Or pretending to be. I don’t know. I forget.
DC: Robin! I need to use you in a story arc.
Robin: You want me to be in the series?
DC: It’s just a few panels. Your predecessor’s supposed to be in ‘em, but he’s dead.
Robin: Dead?!
DC: Or pretending to be. I don’t know. I forget.
Two cats being interrupted by themselves from an alternate dog dimension
Imagine: Crisis on Infinite Earths.
Commissioner Gordon [to the rest of the GCPD]: Am I the only one here who’s clear on the concept of law enforcement?
DC: Robin! I need to use you in a story arc.
Robin: You want me to be in the series?
DC: It’s just a few panels. Your predecessor’s supposed to be in ‘em, but he’s dead.
Robin: Dead?!
DC: Or pretending to be. I don’t know. I forget.
my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)
batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
- big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
- family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
- grumpy old kid – because Damian
- hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
- mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams
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- nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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Discussing your friend’s love life be like…
Harley [to Ivy]: Selina’s attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
Meeting your new (and quite unexpected) teammates for the first time be like…
Green Lantern: Red Hood? That’s an interesting name.
Wonder Girl: That’s the least interesting thing about him, Kyle.
Oh, you have noooo idea.
Mr. Mxyzptlk: You know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart?
Bat-Mite: What?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: They’re both ridiculous!
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