Trying to get your brother to make healthier choices be like…
Nightwing: *laying the blueprint for a warehouse across the street on the rooftop deck*
Red Robin: *setting up surveillance equipment*
Robin: *adjusting Goliath’s leash*
Red Hood: *coughs*
Red Robin: Wait a second, are you smoking inside of your helment again?
Red Hood: What? No.
Red Hood: *tries to stifle another cough as smoke comes out of the vents in his helmet* Oops.
Nightwing: *locating Alfred on his communicator* I knew this would happen. And how many snack cakes have you had today?
Red Hood: None.
Nightwing, Red Robin and Robin: *glare at him*
Red Hood: Okay, five… or more. Baker’s dozen at most.
Robin: Do you even know how many there are in a baker’s dozen, Todd?
Red Hood: By my count? Forty-eight.
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Tim: I think that if you really like this girl, you should just trust her.
Dick: Thanks, Tim.
Jason: Or you could follow her and see where she goes.
Tim: Oh, that’s what I would do. Forget mine.
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We expect nothing less from you boys. You are Batman’s sons after all.
Jason: Hey, so you’re planning a surprise birthday party for the old Bat? I think he’s onto you.
Dick: Yeah, so please, please, please don’t say anything to Bruce.
Jason: You want me to lie to him?
Dick: Is that a problem?
Jason: Nah.
Robin: You are the worst crime fighter ever, Todd!
Red Hood: You know, I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adam’s apple, but that really hurt.
Dropping your little brother off on his first day at Gotham Academy be like…
Maps [about Damian]: That’s your brother standing on top of that gargoyle? He’s so cool!
Tim: Yeah. He thinks so.
At lunch with Timothy Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises…
Tim: Come on, $22 a pound for rib eye? That’s the real crime.
When you’ve got overprotective brothers…
Dick: *whistles*
Jason: *shines knife blade with his leather jacket*
Damian: *holds Goliath by the leash*
Cassandra: So, I can date him?
Tim: Absolutely not. You don’t know a thing about this guy. Aside from this totally comprehensive background check.
When your vegetarian youngest brother would rather bake for you than tell you he loves you…
Jason: Dick, I don’t think Damian’s cupcakes are edible.
Dick: They’re tofu, Jay. Just keep chewing.
Boredom and brotherhood…
Jason: You looking for a fight, pipsqueak?
Tim: No, not particularly. Are you?
Jason: *shrugs* A little bit.
Bruce: It’s tough love.
Dick: You do know that there are other kinds, right?
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