justcatposts:

You know when your pet falls asleep on you and you don’t move because you don’t want to wake them? This is what this dog is doing with the cat and I don’t know how much more of this I can handle

IMAGINE: When Robin (Damian) drops by Nightwing’s safe house in Blüdhaven.

Nightwing: *passionately yelling at Batman* Are you trying to hurt my feelings, Bruce?!

Batman:

Nightwing: *approaches him for a hug* Because if so, you’re succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man’s.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Nightwing: “B-Team” roll call. Hood?

Red Hood: *cocks guns* Here and handsome!

Nightwing: Little D?

Robin: *brandishes katana* Here and crazy!

Nightwing: Red?

Red Robin: *twirls Bo staff* I pity the fool! But also suggest ways he may better himself.

Batman: Hn.

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And this is what happens when “Family Patrol Night” comes right after “Family Movie Night”.