Supervillain: *turns on light, sighs tiredly*
Batman: *sitting on a couch, his legs crossed, his fingers tented under his chin* Good morning. I’m glad you could be here.
Supervillain:
Supervillain: I live here.
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When the Batkids team up with others to strategize how to defeat a villain…
Other superhero: Are you related to Batman or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.
Robin: *pouncing on said superhero* Related?! I’ll show you who’s related –
Red Hood: *to any superhero passing by, scoffing* Blood sons, amiright?
When the Batkids team up with others to strategize how to defeat a villain…
Other superhero: Are you related to Batman or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.
Jason: *comes back from the dead and finally reveals to the Batfamily who he is*
Batfamily: What happened to you???
Jason: *remembers coming out of the Lazarus Pit* An unexpected swim. You should try it. It was quite refreshing.
While enduring Batman’s “I’m disappointed” lecture (and face) after a mission gone awry, aggravated by someone’s inappropriate jokes…
Red Robin: You just had to open your mouth.
Red Hood: *rolls his eyes* You just had to be in the room.
Bruce: Tim, please keep an eye on Jason today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself arrested.
Tim: Sure. I’d love to see Jason get arrested.
Bruce: Try again.
Tim: I will stop Jason from getting arrested.
Bruce: Correct.
During The Signal’s first few days in training with the other Batboys…
Duke: *looking ahead nervously and seeing Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin disappear from his peripheral vision one by one*
Duke: Oh, so we’re going toward the gunshots now?!
When Nightwing’s away, the other Robins will play…
Jason: *holding a bound, gagged, and very bored-looking Damian upside down* Permission to drop the little twerp into a deep, dark hole, Sir?
Tim: Granted.
Damian: -Tt-
When your adoptive father has trust issues with your crimefighting methods…
Red Hood: *running through a dark alley*
Red Hood: *stops abruptly and catches his breath*
Red Hood: *rolls his eyes at his little brother, who’s in the Batjet hovering above him* I don’t need to be monitored all day long, brat. I’m not a toddler. This is stupid.
Robin [on the Comm Link]: I know you’re not, Todd, because toddlers would know that “stupid” is a no-no word.
Tim [about Bruce]: He’s our dad. I don’t want to disappoint him.
Jason: You and I are so different. It’s like we’re not even related.
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