Jason: *shakes head* Why are you like this?
Tim: *wearing a cowboy hat and riding on the giant dinosaur’s head in the Batcave* Caffeine, baby!
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Trying to cheer up your brother be like…
Dick: When stuff like this gets me down, you know what I like to do?
Jason: *rolls eyes* Sing “Hakuna Matata” like an eight-year-old girl?
Dick: Wrong, smarty-pants. It’s “Everything Is Awesome” from “The Lego Movie”.
Superman: Bruce, admit it. You just can’t say no to anyone. That’s why you have eight kids.
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… And counting.
When asked about his daily routine…
Batman: Hn.
Batman: I go on patrol from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep for six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Alfred’s passive aggressive comments about my social life, then I’m off to Wayne Enterprises, fresh as a daisy.
Supervillain: *turns on light, sighs tiredly*
Batman: *sitting on a couch, his legs crossed, his fingers tented under his chin* Good morning. I’m glad you could be here.
Supervillain:
Supervillain: I live here.
Where are the manners Alfred taught you, Bruce?
When asked about his stress levels at being the CEO of Wayne Enterprises…
Tim: *laughs heartily* I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days.
Tim: *wipes tears off his eyes* So I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
Tim: *bites into something*
Tim: This isn’t a bagel.
Because surveilling is caring…
Jason [to Tim]: Did you really put Tam under surveillance before you asked her out? Timbo, I underestimated you.
“How (Not) to Flirt” by Timothy Jackson Drake…
Tim: You know, Tam, we make such a good team. Maybe we could enter a couple of Halo tournaments sometime.
Tam: Or we could just have a life… ?
Mission briefing…
Red Robin: Understood?
Nightwing: *double thumbs up*
Robin: *salutes*
Red Hood: *turns off Spotify streaming in his helmet*
Red Hood: Okay, I’m just nodding here and pretending like I have some idea of what you’re talking about.
Nightwing: I’m going to hug you.
Batman: Thank you for the warning.
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