Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

Red Hood: *dramatically takes out two machine guns from underneath his leather jacket*

Red Hood: *clears his throat, then switches to Tony Montana’s accent* Say hello to my little friends!

The Signal: Uh, dude, I don’t think they meant we should cause the riot –

Red Robin: *yelling a la-Tarzan while grapple-hooking from wall to wall*

Goliath: *taking ground-shaking steps around the Batcave with Damian on his back*

Robin: *laughing tyranically*

Nightwing: *carrying a crate of glowsticks and party poppers* Hey, y’all started without –

Nightwing:

Nightwing: It’s Alfred. RUN!

Alfred: *walking into a seemingly empty Batcave and speaking to seemingly no one* Dinner is served. If you wish to partake of it, I suggest you all make better life decisions from this moment on.

Alfred: And you – *looking squarely at @kittyofalltrades* – may join us.

Alfred: *walks out*

The Batboys: *scurries out of their hiding places and runs after him*

The Signal: *looks back at @kittyofalltrades* So, uh, you coming?

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Thank you for dropping by, @kittyofalltrades. 😎

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Damian: You know, I finally get why you and Father butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshipped the man, you know? I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.

Dick: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Damian: You can take it any way you want.

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Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket*

Robin: *frowns and puts it back* -Tt-

Red Robin:

Nightwing:

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket again*

Robin: Grrrr. *puts it on Silent Mode*  

Nightwing: … ?

Red Robin: *gestures to Red Hood* He just learned how to “poke” on Facebook.

When you’re bored out of your mind from having been watching a criminal mastermind sleep in his apartment for the last 8 hours.

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When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…

Red Robin: What should we do?

Nightwing: Stay away.

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin: 

Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*

Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!