Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Security alarm at the Titans Tower: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!

Impulse: *runs out of the conference room*

Impulse: *runs back into the conference room half a second later*

Impulse: *panting* I saw a freaky, terrifying man!

Robin: *not looking up from what he’s reading* That’s just Batman.

He knew the alarm was there. He knew it would sound when he (specifically) attempted to enter. And he also knew that his son, Timothy, sick of his meddling with the team, had set it up to annoy him. @winterpeacock

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Batman:

Martian Manhunter:

Batman:

Martian Manhunter: *frowning*

Batman:

Martian Manhunter: *glares at Bruce, flips his cape, and storms out, looking offended*

Batman: J’onn, hold on, what –

Batman: Can’t a man think in private anymore?

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Batman: Barry, could you –

The Flash: It wasn’t me, I swear! *runs away*

Batman: About Gotham Bay, Arthur –

Aquaman: I am not in the mood, Bruce. *swims away*

Batman:

Batman: Hrrn.

Superman: *standing next to Bruce* 😏

Batman: -Tt-

Batman: Go ahead, Clark. Fly away.

Superman: Noooope.

Batman: Ugh. *walks away*

Superman: Right, @dangerous-doodle ?

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Superman: *throws his hands up in exasperation* Thank you, @hillshollow !

Batman: Hn.

Superman: Just this morning, at breakfast, for crying out loud! *imitating Bruce’s voice* “Clark, pass the ketchup.” Tone. “Jordan, you seem to enjoy eating garbage.” Tone. “Diana –” Well, you did dial it down for that one.

Batman: *puffing out his chest and putting his hands on his hips* And this is necessary at all times?

Superman:

Superman: *eyes glowing red* ARGH! *walks out of the hall*

Superman: There’s just no winning with you, Bruce!

Batman:

Batman: *smirks*

hillshollow:

I imagine ‘that tone’ is Bruce’s usual voice…🤔

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When your bestfriend accuses you of unnecessarily intimidating someone…

Superman: You say I have a face.

Batman: *scoffs*

Superman: You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody.”

Red Robin: @paranoidmedic, ha! Like that one time when Bruce said –

Red Hood: Tim, don’t you DARE –

Red Robin: – “I – ”

Red Hood: *tackles Tim to the ground*

Red Robin: *struggling to speak while being smothered by Jason’s letter jacket* Bru- Bruce s-s-said – Jason, get orfff –

Red Hood: You shut your pie hole!

Robin: Father told him he loved him.

Nightwing: In the middle of an argument. It was touching, really.

Robin: Todd stopped moving.

Red Robin: *sputtering* O-or b-breath-breathing, as if died aga– Ow, Jay! –

Nightwing: I think he’s afraid that Bruce’s going to surprise him with affection again.

Robin: -Tt- It is kind of hard to tell with Father’s tone.

Red Hood: *screams in agony*