Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

Dick: Rule #1 with a baby…

Jason: *sniggering*

Tim: *smirking*

Dick: *places a hand on Damian’s shoulder*

Damian: *growling*

Dick: …don’t use it as a human shield.

Jason and Tim: *all-out, belly-laughing*

~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~

He a tough baby, though.

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What Batman’s day is really like…

Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*

Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?

Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.

Dick: No, no, you’re not looking –

Bruce: Dick, I just got word that there’s a threat heading towards Earth from Apokolips, so I’m not in the mood for –

Dick: A second! A second is all I’m asking.

Dick: *eagerly pointing at Tim with both hands*

Tim: *asleep, slobbering on the slobber-proof Batcomputer keyboard*

Bruce:

Bruce: *grinning* Hn.

Dick doesn’t point, he just aggressively jazz-hands in the direction he wants people to pay attention to

Actually, that’s is kind of how I pictured it. “Jazz-hands” would be the term, alright.

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What Batman’s day is really like…

Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*

Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?

Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.

Dick: No, no, you’re not looking –

Bruce: Dick, I just got word that there’s a threat heading towards Earth from Apokolips, so I’m not in the mood for –

Dick: A second! A second is all I’m asking.

Dick: *eagerly pointing at Tim with both hands*

Tim: *asleep, slobbering on the slobber-proof Batcomputer keyboard*

Bruce:

Bruce: *grinning* Hn.

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When Batman (inexplicably) asks Hellblazer to watch over his sons while he’s away on a mission…

Nightwing: *comes in through the front door of the Manor*

Hellblazer: Ah, the Golden Boy has returned. Release the doves!  

Nightwing: Hi, Mr. Constantine.  

Red Hood: *breaks a window in the foyer and climbs in*

Hellblazer: And you must be the second Robin. I have been thoroughly briefed on you and if you do one thing wrong, I’m going to go medieval on your arse.

Tim: *mimicking SpongeBob’s voice* Thaaat’s right, ‘cause in this family you gotsa do your chores!

Jason: *scrubbing spray paint off the Batmobile while watching Alfred from the corner of his eye* Stop saying stupid stuff and come help!

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RED HOOD H O W D A R E THOU STEAL JTASON JTODD’S CARD I MET THAT GUY LIKE ONCE AND HE LOWKEY LOOKED HOMELESS. THEFTING IS A NO-NO UNLESS IT’S FROM MAJOR COPERATIONS

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Red Hood: Last time I checked, @writtenskyes , the cards I have belonged to one Jtason Jtodd. *winks*

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Attempting to buy weapons at an underground armory…

Red Hood [to store owner]: *realizing that Bruce cancelled his credit cards* Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

Ric Grayson: Oh, he’s not homeless. *puts an arm around Jason* He’s with me, @dangerous-doodle .

Jtason Jtodd: Uh, yeah. What, uh, what he – *turns to Dick* Dude, who are you?

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Imagine: Tim and Damian forced to cooperate with each other in front of Dick and Barbara.

So, I was watching “The Boss Baby”, and I thought it was FREAKIN’ ADORABLE, especially since the two main characters reminded me a lot of Timmy and Dami.

First of all, the older child’s name IS Tim (Hello!). He’s an intelligent, imaginative, gentle, and kind-hearted kid who suddenly felt stripped of love and attention (as if he’d lost his parents) when a new baby came along. This is reminiscent of what happened when Dick chose Damian over him to become Robin in the comics. Tim took it very hardly and it fueled his existing dislike for Damian even more. 

Secondly, the “Boss Baby” is a business man stuck in a baby’s body. He’s wise beyond his time, but self-entitled, arrogant, and unfamiliar with how to be a child since he was “manufactured” and sent straight to work for upper management in a corporation off the bat. Damian himself was “born” in a laboratory, then raised by a domineering mother and a power-hungry grandfather for the purpose of running a vast criminal enterprise.

And, thirdly, though they initially hated each other, they were forced to cooperate with each other in order to save their family, and in the process, started to genuinely care and love one another.

I mean, if this doesn’t scream Batfamily… ?