Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Red Robin: @paranoidmedic, ha! Like that one time when Bruce said –

Red Hood: Tim, don’t you DARE –

Red Robin: – “I – ”

Red Hood: *tackles Tim to the ground*

Red Robin: *struggling to speak while being smothered by Jason’s letter jacket* Bru- Bruce s-s-said – Jason, get orfff –

Red Hood: You shut your pie hole!

Robin: Father told him he loved him.

Nightwing: In the middle of an argument. It was touching, really.

Robin: Todd stopped moving.

Red Robin: *sputtering* O-or b-breath-breathing, as if died aga– Ow, Jay! –

Nightwing: I think he’s afraid that Bruce’s going to surprise him with affection again.

Robin: -Tt- It is kind of hard to tell with Father’s tone.

Red Hood: *screams in agony*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Batman:

Martian Manhunter:

Batman:

Martian Manhunter: *frowning*

Batman:

Martian Manhunter: *glares at Bruce, flips his cape, and storms out, looking offended*

Batman: J’onn, hold on, what –

Batman: Can’t a man think in private anymore?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Batman: Barry, could you –

The Flash: It wasn’t me, I swear! *runs away*

Batman: About Gotham Bay, Arthur –

Aquaman: I am not in the mood, Bruce. *swims away*

Batman:

Batman: Hrrn.

Superman: *standing next to Bruce* 😏

Batman: -Tt-

Batman: Go ahead, Clark. Fly away.

Superman: Noooope.

Batman: Ugh. *walks away*

Superman: Right, @dangerous-doodle ?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Superman: *throws his hands up in exasperation* Thank you, @hillshollow !

Batman: Hn.

Superman: Just this morning, at breakfast, for crying out loud! *imitating Bruce’s voice* “Clark, pass the ketchup.” Tone. “Jordan, you seem to enjoy eating garbage.” Tone. “Diana –” Well, you did dial it down for that one.

Batman: *puffing out his chest and putting his hands on his hips* And this is necessary at all times?

Superman:

Superman: *eyes glowing red* ARGH! *walks out of the hall*

Superman: There’s just no winning with you, Bruce!

Batman:

Batman: *smirks*

hillshollow:

I imagine ‘that tone’ is Bruce’s usual voice…🤔

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When your bestfriend accuses you of unnecessarily intimidating someone…

Superman: You say I have a face.

Batman: *scoffs*

Superman: You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody.”

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Mar’i: *cradling a dead bird and sobbing*

Jason: I’ve been through this before, Sweetheart. When your Uncle Damian was fourteen, I was supposed to take care of his parakeet. It got out and flew into a fan. It was like a bloody pillow fight.

Mar’i: DAAAADDDDYYY!!!

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In which Dick (reluctantly) reconsiders caffeine-addicted Uncle Tim for babysitting.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Expectation vs. Reality…

[Expectation] Dick: Bruce, I know what you’re going to say, and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and I’m really sorry. I’m just hoping against hope that you will give me another chance, which I admit I don’t deserve. If you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.

[Reality] Jason: It’s not like it was even the Batmobile!

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Torn apart furniture. Food and some sort of ink (or is that blood?) smeared all over the walls and carpets. A scorched living room ceiling. Tim tries to explain what happened to a visiting Conner…   

Tim: It would take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I’ll just simplify. 

Tim: *points at Damian* “Dynamite”. 

Tim: *points at Jason* “Kid with matches”.