Watching Tim actually break down in tears without so much as a fight or witty retort…
Damian: *panicking* Normally I mean to be insensitive, but I didn’t actually mean it this time!
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When asked what it’s like being part of the Batfamily…
Duke: It doesn’t make any sense… Except it makes absolute sense.
Bruce to the Batkids / Dick to the Titans: This isn’t the family you pictured, but it’s the one you have and you have a choice.
Imagine:
70 Degrees = Bruce saying “I love you, son”
Fahrenheit = Pretending-to-Be-Unaffected Damian
Celsius = Caught-Off-Guard Jason
When asked about his daily routine…
Batman: Hn.
Batman: I go on patrol from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep for six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Alfred’s passive aggressive comments about my social life, then I’m off to Wayne Enterprises, fresh as a daisy.
Every time someone comments about his age…
Damian: I could be drinking from a juice box and still kick your ass.
During Tim’s first days as Robin…
Tim: You can’t be fired from your own family, can you?
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: *sarcastically clears throat*
When you know your adoptive father well…
Bruce: It’s an innocent question.
Dick: No question is ever innocent from you.
Red Robin: Don’t you have anything to unpack?
Red Hood: *pulls out two guns* I travel light.
Ra’s: Who are you talking to?
Red Robin: *as Oracle’s image fades out on his communicator watch* Tech support.
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