Tim: *wearing a Superboy t-shirt and standing majestically with his chest heaving after sprinting for dramatic effect*
Dick: *cups his hands into a voice amplifier* It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
Jason: *walks past them to grab a can of beer from the fridge* It’s super out of breath.
Tim: Happy Halloween to you, too.
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Damian: Father is becoming a little controlling. -Tt-
Dick: What tipped you off? When he locked you out on the Manor grounds again?
Damian: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a kitten out there.
Dick [to Bruce]: You baited the garden???
Bruce: Prove it.
Following up on a lead in the Gotham City sewers…
Robin: It’s not so bad.
Red Hood: A rat touched my foot, brat!
Robin: *petting said rodent* Not in a hostile way.
Nightwing/Officer Grayson: What if I don’t want to follow your rules, Bruce? What if I just want to follow the normal ones?
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Well… You can take a Batkid out of the Batcave, but it just doesn’t work the other way around.
Wally: *instantly regretful of his word-vomit* I gotta bribe you to keep you quiet?
Dick: I don’t call it a bribe. I call it cereal.
Red Robin [on the comm link]: *hacking into the security cameras of the warehouse to keep an eye out for Jason* You’re in danger.
Red Hood: *dodging a samurai sword from behind him by a half an inch* Thanks, buddy. I just figured that out.
Tim [to Damian, or vice versa]: I don’t have to like you, I don’t have to be nice to you, and I can make fun of you whenever I want, because when it really comes down to it… I will always have your back.
Talking about dealing with their Batfather in their adulthood…
Jason [to Dick]: You ended up with the forgiveness gene. I ended up with the backbone gene.
When you’re late for a pre-mission briefing…
Red Hood: *walks into the Batcave as his siblings stare pointedly at him*
Red Hood: *proceeds to open his mouth*
Batman: Jason, you can be late or you can be mouthy. Choose one.
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