Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson/Tim Drake: You can’t punish yourself forever – *camera pans to him pointing at his own reflection on the mirror* That’s my job.
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When asked if they ever get scared of Batman…
(Basically every) Robin: I’m scared all right. I’m scared of not measuring up.
Red Hood: I guess I am a criminal…
Red Robin: Bruce didn’t call you a criminal, he called you a little boy in need of love.
Red Hood: A LITTLE BOY?! *punches the wall* I’ll show him what this “little boy” can do!
Bruce: I’m not crazy, Alfred. I’ve simply been in a very bad mood for forty years.
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Cue Alfred’s deadpan-but-savage response.
Black Mask: You’re in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Red Hood: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Tim: *watches from a distance as Jason and Damian squabble over who gets to touch Alfred’s cookies first*
Tim: Dick, you ever notice how much of our job is like babysitting?
Dick Grayson: We won’t lose because we have this.
Dick Grayson: *points at his chest*
M’gann M’orzz: We have heart?
Dick Grayson: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.
A member of the Batfamily in any team, a summary.
Detective Montoya: What are you doing, Red?! You just blew my cover!
Red Hood: Or did I save your life?
Montoya: Or did you compromise an investigation and piss off a police officer?!
Red Hood: I’m sensing from your tone it’s that one.
On the way to Red Robin’s new safe house…
Steph: I can’t wait to see the inside of Tim’s safe house! I’m gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Harper: I bet it’s really fancy. Like Wayne-Manor-fancy.
Jason: No. It’s probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on Sleep Mode.
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