When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
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Damian: I’m human!
Jason: *shrugs* In your own way.
Crashing at Red Robin’s Nest…
Jason: *places pillows on the couch*
Tim: Don’t sleep there. You can use the bedroom.
Jason: I can’t take your bedroom.
Tim: I’m up at four o’clock in the morning.
Jason: I can’t kick you out of your bed.
Tim: I don’t even sleep.
When you tell your little brother about the time you messed up during your tenure as the Teen Titans’ leader…
Tim: People think that I’m smart, but I’m not smart.
Damian: Who thinks that you’re smart?
Black Mask: Pick a game. Dice, roulette, cards. You win, the tracker is yours. I win, you die.
Red Hood: Do you have UNO?
How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…
Damian: Where is Drake?
Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.
Damian: What?!?!
Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.
Fighting with “yourself” be like…
Earth 261564817’s Red Hood: I’ve been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Our Red Hood: Is it you?
Theirs: Yes.
Ours: Why would you tell me that?
Breaking up a fight between Nightwing and Red Hood after breaking up a fight between Red Hood and Red Robin…
Robin: The next one of you that opens up your mouth and says something, you’re gonna have to deal with me!
Tim: I love you.
Tim: That being said, Damian gives me the creeps. So, for a romantic night in, how about we install security cameras and an alarm? *wags eyebrows*
Steph: *deadpan* Be still my heart.
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