Red Robin: I have never committed a crime in my life.
Red Hood: Well, you did hack into NASA.
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Red Hood: *peeks from behind a crate at a group of burly men in state-of-the-art armor guarding the warehouse entrance*
Red Hood: *whispering* How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Red Robin: *studying a digital blueprint of the warehouse* I’ll tell you how John McClane would do it: the vents.
Red Hood: *stuffs his revolvers back into their holsters and nods enthusiastically* Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Red Robin:
Red Robin: No. We’re going to climb through them.
Red Hood: Even better! Classic use of vents.
Imagine: Family home videos at Wayne Manor, Dick Grayson edition.
Dick: When are you gonna take time to be a kid?
Damian: In my mid-20’s, like you.
Dick: I’d ask Bruce to ground you for that, but then I wouldn’t have anyone to play with.
Woman: You don’t remember me?
Dick: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that…
Why Tim started bringing his snacks with him during bathroom breaks…
Tim: *pauses movie* Stay away from my fries!
Jason: I take that as an offer.
On his first night at Wayne Manor…
Dear Diary,
Tomorrow will be different. It has to be.
I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, “I’m fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better”.
I will no longer be the boy who lost his parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It’s the only way I’ll make it through.
– Dick
Bruce [about Clark]: He makes me feel so small!
Alfred: Well, who cares what he thinks? You’re Batman! You’re a grown man!
Alfred: Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.
When Red Robin comes back to the land of the living…
Jason [to Tim]: Look at you! All grown up and back living with Bruce… How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a scale from one to two?
When you visit your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment and ask him (authoritatively) to pick up after himself…
Damian: Why are you being a baby, Grayson?
Dick: I’m not a baby! I’m a grown man and I made my bed! Now where’s my Coco Crunch?
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