“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”
Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes
When you find out that your little brother and your girlfriend have been hanging out at the Manor…
Tim [to Damian]: She likes you enough to make me irrationally jealous!
When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…
Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?
Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.
Why Jason should consider installing a peephole…
Tim: If you’re thinking of shooting through the door, please don’t. It’s Tim.
While Thomas Wayne, the Flashpoint Batman, is visiting his son Bruce, the current Batman…
Jason: Grandpa, I’m not going to hit you!
Jason:
Jason: *sighs* No grandkid should ever have to say that.
Tim: We’re going to a movie. Can we have some money?
Bruce: Sure. How much?
Tim: Uh, $650 should do it.
Bruce: Okay.
Duke: ….we’ll probably need money for popcorn, too.
Bruce: Oh?
Duke: Another $50, I think?
Bruce: Wait a minute. That doesn’t sound right.
Tim: …
Duke: ….
Bruce: Movie popcorn is expensive. Better take $100 to be safe.
Bruce has no concept of money.
Let’s just say I concur.
Imagine: Red Hood, when asked to patrol with the rest of the Batfamily. (*whispers* He secretly loves it.)
Dick: Uh-oh. Damian’s gonna be mad.
Tim: Yeah, well, he’s twelve and tiny. What’s he going to do? Kick my ass?
Tim’s Brain: Again?
Dick: Uh-oh. Damian’s gonna be mad.
Tim: Yeah, well, he’s twelve and tiny. What’s he going to do? Kick my ass?
Tim’s Brain: Again?
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