Hanging out with your brother during patrol be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
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Nightwing: Did you say I’m right?
Batman: Don’t get used to it.
When you know, deep, deep, deep down, you still care about your adoptive dad…
Arham Knight: If I listened to my heart, I’d never be able to do my job.
When your family lectures you about your recent behavior…
Dick: Jay, you look like you’re dying.
Jason: I’m dying to get out of this conversation.
Commissioner Gordon [to Batman]: Your friends have the habit of turning up dead. I can’t even imagine what your Facebook page looks like.
Batman: “What’s a Facebook?”
Barbara [about Steph]: Tim, how could someone as smart and perceptive as you not realize the person sitting right there is in love with you?
Tim: I guarantee you I’m not the only smart, perceptive person to make that mistake.
Signs Timothy Jackson Drake may be in need of sleep…
Dick: Is he going to be alright?
Jason: I don’t know. Does he normally lay like that without moving?
Red Hood: Your family always welcomed strays.
Batman: You were never a stray. –
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JUST HUG ALREADY. Sheesh.
At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
Jason and Luke trying to get into a Gotham City nightclub on their patrol night off…
Bouncer: Okay, you’re in.
Jason: Word.
Bouncer: Uh! *stops Jason from taking another step* You’re out.
Luke [to Jason]: Let me handle this.
Luke [to bouncer]: Look man, homie here is a little out of his mizzle, so I’m just saying for just a little dizzle, if you let him up in this pizzle, he’ll be all chizzle.
Bouncer:
Bouncer: You out, too.
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Trying just a liiiittle too hard there, Batwing.
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