Tag: incorrect batfamily quotes

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Paintball war at the Manor…

Dick: *whispering* Why did the Resurrected Robins stop firing?

Tim: *listening to every sound* I don’t know… They’re probably out of ammo.

Jason: *yelling from a makeshift fort in Damian’s room* Hey, Fake-Dead Robins, we are giving you a chance to surrender!

Dick: *aims his paintball marker at the draped Batman bedsheet* Yeah, they’re definitely out of ammo.

Jason: *reloading*

Tim: *yelling from behind a grandfather clock* Real guns don’t count, dude!

Damian: –

Dick: *yelling from beside Tim* Neither do blades, Little D, sorry!

Damian: *putting his katana back in his closet* -Tt-

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Jay’s got ammo, alright. @jasontoddbestafterdeath

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When your eldest brother asks you to look after his Blüdhaven apartment while he’s away on a mission…

Red Robin: Oh, come on, Dick’s a grown man. He can take care of himself.

Red Hood: *opens the refrigerator to reveal a bottle of curdy milk, a half-eaten sandwich, and a bowl of soggy Cheerios*

Red Hood: *looking unimpressed* You really believe that?

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Taking your crush on a tour of the Manor be like…

Tam: *walking slowly around Tim’s bedroom and checking out posters of obscure rock bands on the walls*

Tam: *smirking* You know, you’re weird.

Tim: *trying to sound chill while (almost) soundlessly dumping his disguises into his cabinet, kicking weapons under his bed, and taking down case photos linked with thread and pinned to his headboard, all while Tam’s back is still to him* You have no idea.