Batman: *about to enter Bane’s sanctuary*
Catwoman: I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you, so don’t do anything crazy in there, okay?
Batman: Don’t worry. I think I’ve already hit my crazy quota for the day.
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Batman: Selina, I’m not proposing to you so you’ll stay away from the streets or because I’m afraid I’m going to lose you. I’m proposing because I can’t imagine my life without you.
Red Robin: You backed me up without even knowing my play.
Red Hood: That’s what brothers do.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
Rescuing civilians in your 80′s superhero suit be like…
Nightwing: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you’d make that mistake.
Or, you know what? He could’ve been wearing his BPD uniform.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *watching surveillance footage of Robin “dealing” with a criminal*
Jason [to Tim]: I wouldn’t have done it, you know? What he did.
Jason: I would have just stood there and watched it.
When Jason contemplates giving Damian a sword from his private collection at the safe house for his teenaged brother’s birthday…
Tim: That’s like throwing gasoline on fireworks.
Dick: My loft is overrun with redheads.
Dickie, your life is overrun with redheads.
Steph [to Tim]: How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?
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