When Batman seems a little distracted while on a stake-out…
Red Hood: What’s the matter, Bruce? You nervous about your speech?
Batman: No.
Batman: …
Batman: You wanna hear it?
Red Hood: Am I in it?
Batman: Yes. Right after I thank Gotham’s most powerful citizens for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is you.
Boy wonder, Bruce. Get it right.
When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
After hearing about Damian’s plan to break Dick and Shawn up…
Jason: Well, I’m thinking that Dick’s our brother and Shawn makes him happy, so I say we just all be mature about it and accept her.
Damian: Yeah, we’ll call that Plan B, okay?
“How to Comfort a Lady” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason: Babs. Relax. Go get a beer.
Barbara: I don’t want a beer!
Jason: Who said it was for you?
Damian: *holding up a dehydrated tomato* Do you know what this is?
Jason: Your classmate’s kidney?
How horrible do you think your little brother is, Jay?
Because it’s not easy being the eldest…
Damian: Drake keeps changing the channel!
Tim: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Bruce on me?
Dick: Now, I’m “Bruce” in this little play? Alright, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little Robin dimension thing, so I’m gonna go and take a nice, long bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Man, this is weird. Ever realize that Captain Crunch’s eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Jason: That’s what’s weird? Boy Wonder, the man’s been captain of a cereal for the last forty years.
Other reasons why Timothy Jackson Drake is sleep-deprived…
Jason: You know, you should go outside and be with three-dimensional people…
Tim: *eating Cheetos off his sweater, sipping coffee from his drinking straw cap, and clicking furiously on the Xbox controller*
Tim: No. Inside good, outside bad.
When you’re a little too possessive of your father/brother figure…
Robin: I was saving you.
Nightwing: Saving me from the nice conversation with the interesting lady, saving me?
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