Red Hood [to a horrified and upset Alfred]: I wasn’t hurt that badly, Alf. Dr. Thompkins said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.
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At a Batfamily meeting…
Red Robin: I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said was unsolvable. Case 52ABX-32QJ.
Red Hood: Timbers, case 52ABX-32QJ is unsolvable.
Red Robin: *wiggling his eyebrows* Or maybe case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
Nightwing: What’s case 52ABX-32QJ?
Robin: Case 52ABX… -Tt- We have to find a way to abbreviate this thing.
Jason trying to convince Bruce to let him handle a case…
Jason: Bruce, with all due respect, this is an epic case. It’s (partly) the reason I became the Red Hood. Hunting down a murderer, recovering millions in stolen money, rapelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth.
Bruce: Why would you jump out of a helicopter with a knife in your mouth?
Jason: It’s called a chopper. And the knife is in my mouth because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. And that’s how it’s going down.
Jason going undercover as a waiter at Batburger after Bruce suspended him from a case…
Jason: Pardon me. Did one of you order the Hot Plate of Justice?
Bruce: Jason, what are you doing here?
Jason: Saving Gotham City from a maniacal –
Customer: Um, excuse me? Are those my eggs?
Jason: You kind of interrupted an incredible moment, but here, take that.
On the run…
Red Hood [to Robin, about Titus]: I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Red Robin: Your seats? Jason, this is a stolen car, man.
When a supervillain breaks into Wayne Manor (somehow)…
Robin: *stands in between the villain and Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Alfred, and Titus*
Robin: I don’t want anything to happen –
Nightwing: *heart flutters*
Robin: – to the dog.
Jason: *leans on the wall beside the refrigerator while watching a frowning Damian slowly take out an emptied paper bag labeled “Blood Son” from it*
Jason: Ah, there it is. The classic Damian Wayne look of query and frustration, mixed with a dash of “someone is gonna pay for this".
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And whoever dared eat the tofu he’s been saving better hide and hide fast.
Damian [to Bruce]: Father, I have this theory that Drake purposely installs complicated technology so he has a reason to talk to me like I’m a child.
When “dead Robins” team up…
Red Hood: What are we going to do?
Robin: *flicks a lighter open* I could start a fire.
Red Hood: No!
Red Hood: But keep that in your back pocket.
Batman: You’ve all been lying to me?
Nightwing: We’ve been managing expectations so that you… don’t not.
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