Tim: *equipping Goliath’s cage with a retinal scan and a handprint-protected lock, security cameras, and a motion-activated forcefield*
Tim: You do realize I’m doing this for free, right?
Damian: Yes, and so far I’m still not getting my money’s worth.
Tim: Wow. Dick’s pissed off and Jason was right. What a weird day.
When your vigilante boyfriend from Gotham City finds out you’re being picked on…
Damian: *brandishes his katana* You insulted my woman. I’m here to defend her honor.
Tam: *gets off the phone*
Red Robin: *perched on her window sill* Who were you talking to?
Tam: Just this guy I met at school.
Red Robin: We’re still dating, right?
Stop pretending you didn’t wiretap that conversation, Timmy.
When Robin returned from his “Year of Blood”…
Nightwing: *sniffling* He left a boy. He returns a boy-sized hero.
Steph: I’m just a blonde monkey to you, aren’t I?
Damian: You said it, not me.
So, I have a new tag, and it’s mostly dedicated to incorrect quotes featuring Jason being, well, a big brother to either Tim or Damian.
In my mind, Red Hood does try his best to be a good influence to a younger generation of superheroes, but accepts the fact that he’s no Dick Grayson. He’s more of the learn-from-my-mistakes kind of older brother, and a very, very protective one at that. His methods of mentoring may not always be ideal, but they come from a good place.
That being said, this tag isn’t limited to Jason and may feature other DCU big brothers doing what they do best.
And the “Big Brother of the Year" Award goes to…
Jason: *polishing his knives*
Damian: Todd, can I ask you a question about women?
Jason: I got you that book last year. Wasn’t everything in there?
That’s not what you give 12-year-old boys, Jay.
Damian: Drake, you don’t think I’m condescending, do you?
Tim: *clears throat* Well…
Damian: Oh, I’m sorry. “Condescending” means –
Tim: I know what it means. And, yes, you like to correct people and put them down.
Damian: Au contraire. When I correct people, I’m raising them up. You should know. I do it for you more than anyone else.
Trying to (apologetically) explain your little brother’s condescending attitude to his teammates be like…
Red Robin [to the Teen Titans]: Damian doesn’t know when he’s being mean because the part of his brain that should know is getting a wedgie from the rest of his brain.
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