When your billionaire father’s also a vigilante who doesn’t have time to ponder how much gifts for teenagers cost…
Tim: Bruce, um, can I have some money to buy Damian a birthday present?
Bruce: Here you go.
Tim: *counts the money* Bruce, this is $110!
Bruce: Oh, sorry. *hands him the whole wallet*
Jason: Hey, excuse you!I am a great gift giver –
Dick: *wearing boxers that have a “Badman” logo that’s shaped suspiciously like the Bat symbol*
Tim: *throwing pieces of a broken plastic watch into the garbage can*
Damian: *pouring cat food branded “Cat Food” onto Alfred the Cat’s bowl*
Jason:
Jason: *yelling to be overheard* Yeah, well, maybe if sOmEoNe – like, I dunno, a BAJILLIONNAIRE or something –increased my allowance, @sleepytarotcat –
When you’re “not worried” about your “not-brother”…
Jason: Alright, shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I’m calling and you not picking up! I’m starting to get f***ing criminal. Call me the f*** back, Tim! I’m worried about you. I love you. Call me back.
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