Nightwing [about Batman]: When he does care, he cares one hundred and crazy percent.
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Damian: Because I’m good at everything I do. I’m not bragging, because bragging is the one thing I’m not good at. Although, if I wanted to be, I’d be excellent at that, too. As I just proved.
Damian: Perhaps my kindergarten tutor was right. Perhaps I am too controlling.
Dick: Hey, Hoodie, quick question –
Jason: *exasperated* What is it with everyone and their questions this morning? “Where’d you learn to drive? Will you marry me? Why would you say that to your little brother?”
Steph: *squeals in delight* Oooh, flowers!
Jason: Look at you, having a girlie moment –
Steph: Crap on a cracker!
Jason: Aaaand she’s back.
When asked what his relationship with his adoptive father was like…
Red Hood: Batman and I hardly speak. We’re like oil and… What’s that thing that always disappoints oil? Oh, yeah, it’s me.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: Good morning, brat who thinks I’m incompetent.
Damian: Good morning, idiot who thinks I’m lying.
Jason: I’m incompetent and a liar. I don’t get a “good morning”?
Tim: Jay, do you think I look like a possum in this shirt?
Jason: Not in that shirt. Why?
Ladies of the Batfamily: *swooning over pictures of Dick in his 80s Nightwing suit*
Red Hood: *rubs his ears*
Red Hood: I’m sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment, it makes my ears want to throw up.
Alfred: You stole a baby, Master Bruce?
Batman: Only for a few seconds. As it turns out, just because you put a Bat symbol on something, it doesn’t mean you get to keep it.
Alfred: Yes. I think babies have to be notarized.
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