Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…
Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…
Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.
Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.
Or fearing for your life?
Training with the original Boy Wonder be like…
Lesson 21: Diving (from a ledge thirty stories above the ground)…
Red Robin: *staring at the dot-like pedestrians and cars* My stomach is turning.
Nightwing: *grinning* That’s called the thrill of the job.
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Or fearing for your life?
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
Damian would be the first to recommend leaving Red Robin behind
^ Partly why his two older brothers find the situation hysterical. (He’s changed a lot, though. I think he’d be more protective of his family – including Timmy – by now.)
When you’re new to the crime game and pick the wrong city to start playing in…
At a Gotham precinct…
Criminal 1: *with two black eyes and in handcuffs, newly booked and seated next to another criminal in handcuffs*
Criminal 2 [about Batman]: *grinning and missing three teeth* Did he follow you down an alley and jump on you, too? He does that.
Sneaking into a top secret facility in the middle of the night…
Red Robin: *whispering* Wait, here’s an idea: You talk louder, and maybe the guards’ll just come to us.
Red Hood: *whispering* We’d lose the element of surprise, Timbo.
Red Robin: That was sarcasm!
Red Hood: No way, really? Because so was that, just now.
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
Post-patrol…
Alfred: Master Richard, your jaw could be broken.
Nightwing: It’s not broken, Alf. I’ve been punched before.
Red Hood: *smirks* Ex-girlfriends don’t count.
Dick: You’re at war with Tim? Over what?
Damian: Why do great civilizations go to war, Grayson? To see who’s cutest.
In which Dick, to this day, still has no idea how this all came about (or how Jason was involved).
Nightwing: I knew you wouldn’t approve of it, so I went over your head.
Batman: I’m the boss, Dick.
Nightwing: Oh, that’s right. So, I went behind your back.
Raising the Robins…
Bruce: Alfred, I know he’s a teenager, but is he suppose to hate me this fast?
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