Batmobile: *screeches to a halt in front of Selina’s apartment building*
Bruce: *comes out in a partially unbottoned dress shirt and a skewed necktie, holding a bouquet of petal-less roses*
Selina:
Bruce: *grins sheepishly*
Selina: What use is a jet-powered vehicle with missle launchers if it can’t get you to a dinner reservation on time?
Visiting your older brother at his (horrendously unkempt) Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Tim and Damian: *watching what looks like Jason lecturing Dick*
Tim: It takes a great man to tell his brother when to change his underwear.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
Though, canonically (see “Red Hood: The Lost Days”), Jason can.
When you start dating this intriguing and mysterious person and ask when you can meet their family…
Member of the Batfamily: You’ll meet my family when I want to punish or torture you.
Random Things Timothy Drake Says When He Bumps Into You at the Manor No. 63…
Tim: If you ever cared about me at all, you’d find me some coffee.
Bruce and Dick: *arguing in the Batcave*
Tim [to Alfred]: Is it weird that I find the sound of their bickering comforting?
Because bickering means on speaking terms, safe for now, still alive.
Dick: Jay, I’ve got something I want to run by you. Something personal –
Jason: I say go for it, brother. Shave that back.
Romantic road trip in the Batmobile…
Selina [to Bruce]: Why drive this chick magnet when you’ve already found the woman of your dreams?
Reporting to Batman after patrol…
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: *making popping noises with his mouth*
Batman: *GLARING*
Red Hood: Hey, nobody exploded. For me, that’s a pretty good night.
Red Hood: We make a good team, you and me.
Batgirl: What are you saying?
Red Hood: Just what I said. What do you mean?
Batgirl:
Batgirl: Nothing.
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