Bruce [to Alfred]: I’m taking Jason to a gun factory. What could go wrong?
Or when Batman started to rethink which investigations to involve Robin in.
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Red Hood: *gets off the phone*
Artemis: Duty calls?
Red Hood: Worse. Batman.
Just two young vigilantes sitting on a rooftop…
Robin: Drake.
Robin: Do you ever feel like you made the wrong career choice?
Red Robin: Yeah. The day I met you.
Dick: You seriously don’t do any core work?
Jason: Just sitting up to reach the remote.
Little Wing never skips Leg Day, though.
When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
After hours of searching the Manor…
Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.
Bruce: Out of town.
Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?
Bruce: I told them not to.
Tim: *feeling up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.
Steph: Tim, it’s a car.
Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.
Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.
Tim: *feeling ‘er up* Ever since yesterday, I can’t stop thinking about you. I mean, I’ve known you practically the whole summer. I want you. I want you so bad.
Steph: Tim, it’s a car.
Jason: *pulls Steph aside* Let’s just leave these two kids alone.
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Yup. Newly customized Redbird from Foxteca just arrived at the Manor.
Barbara: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Tim: Starbucks.
Damian: Covered in kittens!
Dick: Model. No, a movie star. No, wait. Yeah. Model.
Jason: Prison.
The Robins’ vigilante retirement plans?
Going on a dinner date with Red Hood be like…
Jason: Todd, party of two.
Hostess: Okey dokey. That’ll be about two hours.
Jason: Here’s twenty bucks.
Hostess: Okay, we’ll have something in fifteen minutes.
Jason: You don’t want this place to burn down twice, do you?
Hostess: Okay, we have something right now.
Jason: I thought so. Well, it looks like it’s our lucky night.
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