Interrogating be like…
Nightwing: You’re only going to scare him.
Batman: Pain is scary.
Criminal: *gulps*
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Red Hood: Okay, I can see you’re not an idiot.
Red Robin: Wish I could say the same for you.
I adooooore their banter when they work together (e.g. “Batman and Robin Eternal”). This might as well be canon.
Trying to get through to your rebellious son be like…
Batman: Jason. I thought we might have a bit of a sit-down.
Red Hood: I prefer a bit of a “piss off”.
Power struggle within the family be like…
Red Hood: With Bruce and Dick off-planet, you’re acting captain… You know what happens if you fall asleep now?
Red Robin: Damian gags and binds me, then takes over.
It’s a good thing Timmy barely sleeps, then.
Damian: You mussed up Drake’s face, Todd. And that has endeared you to me somewhat.
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
Nightwing: *storms out of the Batcave*
Nightwing: He thinks he’s bulletproof!
Alfred: No, Master Dick, but he wants them to think that he is.
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Robin: *sneers*
Criminal [to his men]: Keep your distance, mates. The little one knows karate and the big one fights dirty.
Correction, mates. They both know karate and they both fight dirty.
Riding the Batmobile for the first time be like…
Tim [to Bruce]: *wiping vomit off his mouth* There are two things on this Earth that I’m thankful for right now: that you cannot read my mind and this seat belt right here.
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