Mornings at the Manor (and Alfred’s on vacation)…
Tim: Jay, the frying pan is on fire!
Jason: Son of Jor-El! Everybody stay calm!
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Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.
Dick: He raised me.
Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.
Dick: Damian! When something awful happens, you’re going to be mine!
Bruce: It really is an “if” situation –
Dick: All mine!
Okay, we know you love your little brother like a son, but this is just borderline creepy, Richard.
Nightwing: Hey, Poppa Bear, you okay?
Batman: Not with “Poppa Bear”, I’m not.
Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!
Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.
Batman: I have eight kids. I’ve been tired since 1940.
Dropping by the Manor to have a word with your adoptive father be like…
Red Hood: *slams the door behind him*
Red Hood: Did you hear any of that?
Arsenal: Uhhh… I understood “Crazy old bat”, “Go kill yourself”, then “I love you”.
Nightwing: *with lipstick marks all over his face*
Batgirl: *with smudged lipstick*
Robin: …
Nightwing: …
Batgirl: …
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: Isn’t it enough that this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
Yeaaaaah, you weren’t supposed to see that, Damian.
When asked when last time he had fun was…
Batman: I can be spontaneous every four years.
When you arrive at the scene too late and see the aftermath of Batgirl, Orphan, and Spoiler taking down a group of rogues…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: I’ve always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today… I’ve seen things, Bruce.
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