my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)

batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
grumpy old kid – because Damian
hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams

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When your youngest brother shows up out of nowhere and your friends wonder where he came from…

Red Hood: The kid was raised by wolves. Until he killed them and ate them all.

Robin: *hisses*

Batman: You are not giving birth here, Selina.

Catwoman: Why not? A prison is an accredited health facility. That’s what you want!

When you realize that your annoying little brother’s actually good for something…

Red Hood and Red Robin: *watching as Robin swiftly deciphers ancient symbols on the walls of a supervillain’s lair*

Red Hood: *whispering* That little turd could end up being our Rosetta Stone.

Damian: *puts on noise-cancelling earphones after overhearing Bruce and Dick yelling at each other*

Damian: -Tt-

Damian: I hate it when father and father fight.

Batman: Don’t do that, Dick. Not that look. Please. Don’t give me the sad eyes.

Nightwing: Please?

Batman: No. I’m not looking. I’m driving.

Nightwing: Come oooon.

Batman: You were never able to do this look before Damian came along. What did he do to you?

Truth be told, Dick didn’t even realize that he’d been doing it, that his youngest brother’d been using it on him all along like the tiny master manipulator that he was, and that he’d picked up the habit.

When you get informally adopted to a family of nightstalking vigilantes…

Duke: There’s something very odd here…

Jason: Yeah, but you’re gonna have to be a little bit more specific than that for those of us whose entire lives are odd.

Nightwing [to Batman]: When it comes to coaching, Phil Jackson has nothing on you. *finger guns*

Red Hood: *wiping blood away from his busted lip* You made one big mistake, you ancient dirtbag.

Ra’s al Ghul: And what was that?

Red Hood: You pissed off your grandson.

Robin: *spits out a broken tooth and cracks his knuckles*

Visiting one of your brother’s Gotham City safe houses be like…

Jason: Something’s buggin’ me…

Tim: Yeah. Me, too. There’s a human skull in your living room.

It’s for those days when he’s all broody and has to deal by acting out “Hamlet”. Like, duh, Timmy.