Red Robin: *trying to remotely hack into the facility’s security system* I prefer certainty over risk!
Red Hood:
*cocks his guns and kicks the door open*
And I prefer not to die in a closet!
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Duke: *shrugs* I guess I like hanging around you guys. Don’t know why.
Dick: Thank you –
Jason: I’m not sure that was a compliment.
Bruce: I want a baby soon, Selina. You were right. I want a family. I’ve always wanted a family. And I want one with you because I love you.
Selina: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?
Bruce: Hn. Something like that.
Always wanted a family… bigger than the one you already have, Batman?
Red Hood: *peeking from behind a steel crate at Black Mask’s armed henchmen, who are searching the premises for them*
Red Robin: *waiting as data from the mainframe computer downloads onto a portable device*
Red Hood: *reloads his guns*
Red Hood: Timbo, how much do you trust me?
Red Robin: Probably more than I should.
Batman: Where have you been?
Nightwing: Oh, I’m so sorry. Did I not scale down a ninety-foot cliff and run here with a piece of machinery strapped to my back fast enough for you?
my incorrect #hashtags (so far…)
batman in love – Bruce, Selina, and their sappy, unconventional relationship
- big brother of the year – mostly Jason being both the best and the worst older brother
- family patrol nights – because they are as dorky as they are bad-ass
- grumpy old kid – because Damian
- hug monster – just Dick doing what he does best
- mornings at the manor – the sitcom of my dreams
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- nights on the rooftop – for all those times Jim ended up talking to the air behind him
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Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette* First, the good news.
Batman: *perched on a gargoyle* Hn.
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a drag* Two of your sons are not locked up in jail.
When Batman’s sons go apartment hunting…
Jason [to real estate agent]: I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?
When your adoptive father asks you what he has to do to earn your forgiveness…
Red Hood: Look, Bruce, the least you can do is let me do anything I want.
Jason [to Titus]: Oh, you must be the little brat’s new dog. I just want to apologize in advance for the things I’m gonna blame on you.
If you value your second life at all, don’t. Just don’t, Jay.
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