Robin [on the Comm Link]: Father, where are you? Are you all right?
Robin: Father, call us right away.
Robin: Father, can I go see “Star Wars” with Jon on Friday?
Batman: Your concern is touching.
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Red Robin: Who are you calling?
Red Hood: My guy in the CIA.
Red Robin: You have a guy in the CIA?
Red Hood: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
When you park your new muscle bike in Robin’s “play area” in the Batcave…
Damian: Why do you even want this here, Todd? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose!
Jason: Considering its purpose was to piss you off, I’d say it’s spot on.
jason: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.
bruce: wasn’t dick with you?
dick: in my defense, i was left unsupervised, too.
8 year old Dick: uncle Clark, how high could you throw me?
Bruce, flustered: Dick, no. We’ve spoken about this.
Bruce: I just don’t want you to lie to me, Dick. I don’t want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Dick: Yeah.
Bruce:
Bruce: I just don’t want you to.
Bruce: I’m going to count to ten.
Dick: …
Jason: …
Bruce: …
Dick: Are- are you counting in your head?
Bruce: Yeah.
Jason: What number are you up to?
Bruce: Seven.
Jason: Oh
Dick and Jason: *scramble to run away from Bruce*
When you realize that maybe it isn’t a good idea to pair up your two younger brothers for patrol just yet…
Red Robin and Robin: *storm into the Batcave, shoving each other out of the way, and immediately head to opposite directions*
Red Robin: *swearing angrily under his breath*
Robin: -Tt-
Nightwing: Um…
Red Robin: *glowers at Damian while stripping off his uniform*
Robin: *hisses at Tim, grabs Alfred the Cat, and goes upstairs to his bedroom*
Nightwing: So…
Red Robin: The brat followed me home. Can we keep him? Can we keep him? Say no, Dick!
remember: if a character isn’t 100% confirmed to be dead then they are still alive
Jason: *rubbing his chin* But even if they were…
Tim: Will you just give it a rest already?
Bruce: I don’t have favorites.
Dick: Then how come Duke has an allowance?
Tim: Duke gets an allowance? How come I never got one?
Damian: Because you’re rich too, genius.
Steph: How come I didn’t get an allowance?
Dick: Do you even live here?
Jason: He gets an allowance? I had to pay to be here!
Alfred: That was a swear jar, there is a difference.
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