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Torn apart furniture. Food and some sort of ink (or is that blood?) smeared all over the walls and carpets. A scorched living room ceiling. Tim tries to explain what happened to a visiting Conner…   

Tim: It would take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I’ll just simplify. 

Tim: *points at Damian* “Dynamite”. 

Tim: *points at Jason* “Kid with matches”.

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Tim: I’m sick of you always having an edge just because you’re cruel and I’m smart and I’m concerned about consequences. I can be just as vicious and shortsighted as you! 

Damian: Oh, yeah? *sarcastically* I’m really scared. Why don’t you just –

Damian: *realizes that his hand is stuck to his forehead *

Damian: *gritting his teeth* Drake, what did you do?  

Tim: *holds up a tube of Super Glue* I sank to your level. And I have to say, it feels good.

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When Batman (inexplicably) asks Hellblazer to watch over his sons while he’s away on a mission…

Nightwing: *comes in through the front door of the Manor*

Hellblazer: Ah, the Golden Boy has returned. Release the doves!  

Nightwing: Hi, Mr. Constantine.  

Red Hood: *breaks a window in the foyer and climbs in*

Hellblazer: And you must be the second Robin. I have been thoroughly briefed on you and if you do one thing wrong, I’m going to go medieval on your arse.

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Nightwing: *fidgeting with his suit, stretching the fabric in, um, certain places*

Red Hood: Just suck in your gut.

Nightwing: What gut?

Red Hood: The little pouch where you keep Alfred’s cookies.

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Nightwing: *pouts and backflips away*

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

Not cool, Li’l Wing. Not cool.

Coronavirus in Gotham (Positive Headcanons for this trying time)

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  • Bruce Wayne persuades the mayor to issue a city wide shutdown, while also taking a pay cut himself so he can donate money to
    essential

    employees and those who had lost their jobs thanks to the virus.

  • All grocery stores in Gotham hold “Senior Hours” for the first two hours of operation.
  • Selina Kyle steals from the rich socialites and the donates the profits to medical community and those in need, including food and retail works left without a job.
  • The Rogues all band together and put aside their differences, promising not to attack the city while on lock down. (a rare occurrence)
  • Scarecrow donates several hundred N5 masks to Gotham Hospital, as well as using his sewing skills to make some fabric masks
  • Mr. Freeze suspends his experiments to save Nora in order to help other scientists find a cure
  • Penguin uses his underground influence to raise money for extra test kits
  • Damian Wayne helps the animal shelters deal with abandoned pets. (People will dump their pets for fear of them getting the virus)
  • Nightwing patrols the city at night, making sure people do not stay out past curfew and cause trouble
  • Jason Todd volunteers at Gotham Hospital as security
  • Batman visits children and elderly in the hospital, despite being at risk to get the virus. He comforts them and assures them they’ll be okay.

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At the safe house…

Doorbell: *buzzes*

Jason: *sighs* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.

Roy: How do you know?

Jason: Because the doorbell just said, “It’s me, morons”.  

Roy: *heads to the door* I’ll get it –

Jason: *holds him back and shushes him* No, no. Wait for it.

Doorbell: *buzz buzz … buzz buzz buzz*

Roy: What? Why? Might be the pizza.

Jason: Shh shh. Trust me.

Doorbell: *buzzzzz*

Roy: Jay –

Doorbell: *buuuuzzzz buzz buzz*

Jason: Hey, want some breakfast?

Roy: Dude, the door –

Jason: *grabs him and leads him to the kitchen* Come on, I’ll make pancakes.

~ ~ ~ 30 minutes later ~ ~ ~

Doorbell: *BUZZZZZZZZZ*

Jason: *chuckling* Ha. Knew it.

Roy: *burps* We’re really just gonna ignore that?

Jason: *wiping his mouth* It’s Morse code. It’s Damian.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Let’s just say Jason wanted to hear everything Damian had to say first, @remakethestars .