Tim: Have I told you how incredibly attractive you are, Ms. Fox?
Tam: No…
Jason: *walking into the room* You told me she was cute.
Tim: No, I didn’t!
Jason: I remember, ‘cause you said not to say anything in front of Tam.
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Nightwing [to Batman]: You love secrets, B. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies!
That’s right, Dick. Call ‘im out.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
Because trying to get your two brothers to work with each other can be a lot harder than pulling teeth…
Red Robin: We’re going to kill each other, Dick!
Robin: *snarls*
Nightwing: *sighs* Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
When your son tries to convince you that creating a clothing brand for superheroes is a good idea…
Bruce: Dick, you don’t know the first thing about running a business.
Dick: But there’s no risk, B.
Bruce: Why not?
Dick: Because it’s your money!
When concern over your sleep-deprived brother leads you to search his room and find a shady, little bag of…
Damian: *grabbing Tim by the lapel and shaking him furiously* Are you on dope, Drake? Are you?
Dick: Because we can help get you clean! There’s counseling, hospitalization –
Jason: And my foot kicking your ass!
For your information, it’s a special coffee formula that can keep him awake for an entire week, but he appreciates you kicking down his door and ransacking his room at three in the morning.
Nightwing [to Batman]: I don’t think being nice for a whole day would kill you!
Jason: *faces the camera after watching Tim tackle Damian to the ground as the latter yells insults at the former*
Jason: So, my brothers are, like, fighting all the time and they want me to choose sides. *lights a cigarette and takes a drag* But I can’t. Because they’re both idiots.
Breaking into a top secret facility be like…
Red Hood: There’s no alarm system. Got a credit card?
Red Robin: Why? You’re going to pick the locks?
Red Hood: *pulls a grenade out of his jacket* No. You’re gonna need to pay for the damages.
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