When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!
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After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…
Red Hood: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
When Batman lectures him on his “unacceptable behavior”…
Red Hood: *shuts eyes in mock anticipation*
Red Hood: You’re working your way to a point, I can just feel it.
Supervillain: How did you know my name?
Red Robin: It’s called “research”, big boy. Knowledge is power.
How Batman really gets answers…
Batman:
Villain:
Batman: Please.
Villain: Don’t look at me like that! It’s unsettling when you are that sincere! Fine!
Batman: I know what it’s like to save someone close to you by selling your soul a piece at a time.
Why Jason should consider installing a peephole…
Tim: If you’re thinking of shooting through the door, please don’t. It’s Tim.
Batman: [name of any superhero], you can do anything you put your mind to.
Batman: Or at least anything I put your mind to.
Family Patrol Night…
Red Robin: *holding Robin by the scruff of the neck* Hey, if you want, you can babysit this brat and I’ll go with Zsasz to the GCPD.
Red Hood: *walking towards the bound and gagged criminal* No. No, thank you. Bring on the ex-con.
Batman: *getting off the phone with Talia*
Catwoman: Meow. I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Batman: She threatened to kill me, Selina.
Catwoman: I can do that.
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You do not want her jealous, Bruce.
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