After the first few rides with a young Richard “Dick” Grayson…
Batman: Let’s make the Batmobile a place of silent reflection from now on, Robin.
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Batman [to a criminal]: If one more person gets killed because you’re not telling me what you know, we’re going to have a serious problem. And I don’t mean a court room problem, I mean a me-and-you personal problem.
When you’re sick and tired of Batman’s kids causing property damage in the city…
Commissioner Gordon [to Red Hood]: You’re under arrest for being a complete idiot.
And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason [to Tim]: You seem troubled.
Jason: Of course, that’s a primary aspect of your personality, so I usually ignore it.
When cracking jokes at inappropriate times is in your system…
Jason: Too soon?
Tim: Yeah, Jason, I’m pretty sure six seconds is too soon.
When time-travelling colleagues bring you along for the ride…
Jason: Oh, come on, you don’t trust yourself?
Future Jason: No. Absolutely not.
Jason: Jerk.
Nightwing: Haven’t you ever learned that there’s no “I” in “team”?
Red Hood: Yeah, but there’s a “me”.
When your best friend comes to visit you at Wayne Manor…
Tim: You okay?
Conner: Just another life-threatening conversation with your dad.
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
Imagine: If Jason babysat.
(Baby: -Tt-)
Wayne Enterprises gala…
Tam: *comes down the steps in a red sheer gown*
Tim: *eyes widen, jaw drops*
Tim: Wow.
Tam: *shyly* So, you approve?
Damian: I think what my ape-like brother meant to say was that you look fantastic.
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