just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
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convert your office into a horrible disaster
This should be what nsfw means
The batfamily when Alfred went on a vacation
Pretty much, except they use their weapons and gadgets.
Red Hood: *staring at the clay dripping from his doppleganger’s fingers* No. I’m Jason Todd. You’re the shapeshifting pile of mud who’s in deep trouble.
Tim: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Bruce on me?
Dick: Now, I’m “Bruce” in this little play? Alright, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little Robin dimension thing, so I’m gonna go and take a nice, long bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.
They weren’t actually talking to you, Richard, but I guess it’s a reflex to you by now.
When you can’t wait to find out what Bruce got you for Christmas…
Jason: Alfred! We’ve got to break Alfred. Bruce tells him everything.
Tim: *looking into the distance* His goatee holds so many secrets.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
They said foolishly, not realizing that it’d be easier to get Batman to talk than to break Alfred.
In the middle of a jungle mission (and both of Red Robin’s legs are broken)…
Robin: Well, we definitely can’t leave Drake!
Red Hood: We have to. Timbo, I’m sorry –
Red Robin: No, you’re not.
Red Hood: I am, actually, which, whatever, but –
Robin: *cocks and aims a gun at Red Hood* We are not leaving Drake!
Red Hood: Uh, what do you even think you’re doing?
Robin: I AM TAKING COMMAND!
Red Hood and Red Robin: *look at each other*
Red Hood and Red Robin: *laugh hysterically*
Red Hood: Oh, my goodness gracious! *wipes tears* Okay. Thanks, Little D. I think we needed that.
Red Robin: *clutching his stomach* We did. We really did.
Damian would be the first to recommend leaving Red Robin behind
^ Partly why his two older brothers find the situation hysterical. (He’s changed a lot, though. I think he’d be more protective of his family – including Timmy – by now.)
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