Batman: Dick, do you have any idea how worried I was?
Nightwing: Yeah, I do. I was gone for thirty-six hours. A year ago, you were gone for eight weeks.
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Yeah, Bruce.
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When a highly dangerous supervillain’s in town and your overprotective adoptive father orders you to “stay out of it”…
Nightwing: *noiselessly drops down from the ceiling in the middle of a heavily guarded warehouse*
Batman: *bruised, bloodied, bound to a metal contraption and on the verge of losing consciousness* D-Dick, what are you –
Nightwing: *disables the handcuffs* If you wanted a binding agreement, we should have pinky-sweared.
Batman: Jason, where are you going?
Red Hood: To cross a line.
Meeting Batman’s “blood son” for the first time…
Alfred: Master Damian, you cannot leave the table until you’ve finished your Lobster Thermidor.
Damian: Well, then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me, old man!
When Batdad just automatically responds with some random punishment to carry out…
Alfred: Master Bruce, do you even know which one of your sons I’m talking about?
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Does it even matter anymore?
Imagine: Bruce, carrying his grandchildren, to one of his sons who’s reporting post-mission.
When Lex Luthor visits Wayne Enterprises and offers him a shady deal…
Tim Wayne, CEO: Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.
Batman: My job is not to make friends, it is to stop bad things from happening.
Let the courtship commence…
Selina: … I also accept cash, chocolates, and jewelry.
Bruce: Duly noted.
Jason [to Dick, about Bruce]: Don’t you see? He’s feeding you enough truth so it’s easier to swallow the lies!
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