When asked how he spent time with his brothers yesterday…
Jason: The dentist pulled my tooth out. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to the guys that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Civilian: *looking at the masked vigilante in awe after he rescues her from a mugger* If you’re not a criminal, then what are you?
Red Hood: *rubs his neck sheepishly* About that…
Before going their separate ways after dinner at the Manor…
Red Hood: *strapping a box to his motorcycle*
Red Robin [to Alfred]: Why does Jason get a care package and not me?
Red Hood: *referring to Tim’s state-of-the-art safe house from Wayne Enterprises* You live in a care package.
Preparing for a date…
Dick: *frantically looking through Jason’s closet for dress shoes with hidden heels*
Jason [about Kori]: You realize she’s not that big, right? It’s mostly just hair.
Mar’i [5 years old]: *watches as a group of adults “ooooh” and “awww” over a little girl and a little boy holding hands in a playground* Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Kori: Well –
Dick: No, not a chance.
When you eavesdrop on a conversation between your super dad and one of his super friends (and instantly regret it)…
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: *hiding behind the dinosaur in the Batcave*
Bruce [on the phone with Clark]: *in a gruff voice* Hal thinks he can “Mean Girls” me?! Hn! How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like “Legally Blonde”!
Dick: *covers his mouth as he starts to giggle, then looks at Jason*
Jason: *sticks his tongue out in disgust, then looks as Tim*
Tim: *slowly shakes his head and mouths “Wrong, just wrong”*
Damian: *crosses his arms and lets out a small -Tt-*
When Red Hood and Red Robin get into an intense argument during patrol and the latter walks out in frustration…
*Cue heavy rainfall*
Red Hood: *scoffs* Don’t hate me for your son leaving.
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