At the Wayne Manor attic…
Dick: *dramatically walks out from behind a dusty, old cabinet wearing his 80’s Nightwing suit*
Jason: *clears his throat loudly*
Tim: *standing absolutely still but with shoulders shaking*
Damian: *jaw drop*
Duke: *eyes wide, covering his mouth*
Dick: You guys think I’m some sort of a joke!
Jason, Tim, Damian, and Duke: *break into a fit of laughter*
Jason: *wiping tears off his eyes* This isn’t disproving that theory.
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Red Hood [to the Batfamily]: I’m finally having a good time again. I thought you guys would appreciate that.
Nightwing: We would if you were using your skills for just fighting crime instead of doing crime.
Jason Tim’s about half a wreck, huh?
Dick: Yeah, so why do you pick on him?
Jason: I… Oh, was that not rhetorical?
Tim: *still fuming from an argument with Damian*
Dick:
Dick: *puts a comforting arm over Tim’s shoulder*
Dick: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
Trying to comfort your younger brother before your return to Blüdhaven be like…
Dick: There comes a time when big brothers leave the nest, Damian.
Dick and Jason: *watching Damian yell angrily at Bruce*
Dick: You know what we should do?
Jason: Go out and get vasectomies so that this doesn’t happen to us?
Conner: *watching as Dick, Jason and Damian argue with each other about which wedding gift to give Bruce and Selina*
Conner: So, you and your brothers seem pretty different.
Tim: *walking away from the chaos* On a good day, very different.
Hellblazer: *looking intensely at a blue, swirling flame that’s floating at the center of the table*
Hellblazer: I see someone close to you, mates… Someone who looks like you… Someone with the letter “J”…
Nightwing: Our brother, Jason Todd?
Zatanna: He’s getting himself into trouble!
Red Robin: Sorry, guys, but you don’t need a gift to sense that one.
Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to mother-hen Jason…
Red Hood: *smoking atop a gargoyle*
Nightwing: You should quit. Those things are bad for you.
Red Hood: Yeah? So’s being in our family.
Visiting your eldest brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Red Hood: *looking into the cupboard* Infant formula? Really?
Nightwing: *eating cereal out of a mug* Yeah, I got those on sale.
Cue Alfred’s pout of disapproval.
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