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On his first night at Wayne Manor…

Dear Diary,

Tomorrow will be different. It has to be. 

I will smile and it will be believable. My smile will say, “I’m fine. Thank you. Yes. Much better”. 

I will no longer be the boy who lost his parents. I will start fresh. Be someone new. It’s the only way I’ll make it through. 

– Dick

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Tim: *whispering* What’s your hurry?

Jason: *grabbing his leather jacket and kicking three-day-old garbage underneath the sofa* This place is depressing.

Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Hey! I live here!

Jason: *yelling back* And I’m sure it’s a blast once you get used to it!

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Maybe if you cleaned up once in a while before these family visits, Nightwing…

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Mornings at the Batcave…

Tim: *downing a cup of espresso* Okay, we all know why we’re here, right?

Dick: *still in just boxer shorts, yawning and shaking his head*

Jason: *groans* No. Why?

Tim: To fight Damian, the bully. That tiny tween has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it! I can’t promise you victory. I can’t promise you good times. But the one thing I do know –

Dick and Jason: *head back to the Manor*

Tim: Whoa! Whoa! I promise you victory! I promise you good times!

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When your eldest brother asks you to look after his Blüdhaven apartment while he’s away on a mission…

Red Robin: Oh, come on, Dick’s a grown man. He can take care of himself.

Red Hood: *opens the refrigerator to reveal a bottle of curdy milk, a half-eaten sandwich, and a bowl of soggy Cheerios*

Red Hood: *looking unimpressed* You really believe that?

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Nightwing: *fidgeting with his suit, stretching the fabric in, um, certain places*

Red Hood: Just suck in your gut.

Nightwing: What gut?

Red Hood: The little pouch where you keep Alfred’s cookies.

Nightwing:

Red Hood:

Nightwing: *pouts and backflips away*

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Not cool, Li’l Wing. Not cool.

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Red Hood: Hey, @shywritersblogsworld , you know what else gives you life? The Lazaru–

Robin: *shoves Jason out of the way* Lame! Try using a Chaos Sha–

Red Robin: Well, there’s also teleporting.

Red Hood and Robin: *slowly turn their heads towards Tim and glare at him*

Red Hood: You did not just say what I thought you said.

Robin: That. Doesn’t. Count. Drake.

Red Robin: But I –

Red Hood: Didn’t actually die!

Robin: *fist-bumps Jason* Thank you, Todd!

Red Robin: I just cannot catch a break with you guys!

Nightwing: *listening to his younger brothers bickering* You know what? I’m not even gonna… Let’s just get out of here. *puts an arm around @shywritersblogsworld and leads them out of the room*

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