Tag: hug monster

Red Hood: *dramatically takes out two machine guns from underneath his leather jacket*

Red Hood: *clears his throat, then switches to Tony Montana’s accent* Say hello to my little friends!

The Signal: Uh, dude, I don’t think they meant we should cause the riot –

Red Robin: *yelling a la-Tarzan while grapple-hooking from wall to wall*

Goliath: *taking ground-shaking steps around the Batcave with Damian on his back*

Robin: *laughing tyranically*

Nightwing: *carrying a crate of glowsticks and party poppers* Hey, y’all started without –

Nightwing:

Nightwing: It’s Alfred. RUN!

Alfred: *walking into a seemingly empty Batcave and speaking to seemingly no one* Dinner is served. If you wish to partake of it, I suggest you all make better life decisions from this moment on.

Alfred: And you – *looking squarely at @kittyofalltrades* – may join us.

Alfred: *walks out*

The Batboys: *scurries out of their hiding places and runs after him*

The Signal: *looks back at @kittyofalltrades* So, uh, you coming?

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Thank you for dropping by, @kittyofalltrades. 😎

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Damian: You know, I finally get why you and Father butted heads so much. You two are practically the same person. I mean, I worshipped the man, you know? I dressed like him, I acted like him, I listened to the same music. But you are more like him than I will ever be. I see that now.

Dick: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Damian: You can take it any way you want.

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Family Patrol Night…

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket*

Robin: *frowns and puts it back* -Tt-

Red Robin:

Nightwing:

Robin: *takes his vibrating phone out of his pocket again*

Robin: Grrrr. *puts it on Silent Mode*  

Nightwing: … ?

Red Robin: *gestures to Red Hood* He just learned how to “poke” on Facebook.

When you’re bored out of your mind from having been watching a criminal mastermind sleep in his apartment for the last 8 hours.

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When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…

Red Robin: What should we do?

Nightwing: Stay away.

Red Hood:

Red Robin:

Robin: 

Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*

Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!

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When The Flash messes with the timeline yet again…

Future Jason: Okay. If you’re me… then tell me something only I would know.

Jason: Dick Grayson. We were, uh… 15. He made us try on his Nightwing suit from the 80′s. It was gold and blue. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.

Future Jason: Touché.   

Red Robin: *crawling on the floor* Uuurrgghhhhrr…

Red Robin: *grabs hold of a metal bar* Hhhrrrnnnnhhh…

Red Robin: *struggles to hoist himself onto a chair* …aaAHhhhhhraaahh –

Robin: Pathetic.

Robin: *shuts down the Batcomputer*

Red Robin: NOOOOOOOO! *breaks down in tears*

Red Hood: *fireman-carries a sobbing Tim* It’s really for your own good, Timbo –

Nightwing: *walks into the Batcave* Everything alright?

Robin: Drake refuses to sleep!

The Signal: Something about wanting, no, needing to post… whatever, man, who knows… because something, something happiness…?

Nightwing:

Nightwing: *turns on the Batcomputer*

Nightwing: Who’s @dangerous-doodle ?

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Someone who made me real happy back, Dick.

Thank you so much, @dangerous-doodle . 😎

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