Dick Grayson capturing a criminal…
Robin/Nightwing: Sorry in advance.
Criminal: Ow!!! That hurts, like, insanely bad!
Robin/Nightwing: That’s why I said orry in advance.
Tag: hug monster
Hanging out with your brother during patrol be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
Nightwing: Did you say I’m right?
Batman: Don’t get used to it.
When your family lectures you about your recent behavior…
Dick: Jay, you look like you’re dying.
Jason: I’m dying to get out of this conversation.
At Midnighter’s safe house after a successful mission…
Batwing: So, Lucas, can we have a keg party here?
Midnighter: Yeah, sure. I’m cool with it. That’s me, “cool dad”.
Agent 37: Yeah. Lucas’s the coolest. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Yeah, Lucas. *high-fives Midnighter*
Red Hood: Would you be my dad?
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, really.
* Both laugh *
Red Hood: No, I’m serious.
Dick: *proudly showing off his perfectly fitted, new Nightwing suit from Wayne Tech* I even picked out a nice outfit –
Jason: Oh. Why didn’t you wear it?
Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.
Dick: He raised me.
Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.
Nightwing: *tying up a criminal*
Nightwing: Sorry I aggravated you. But just so you know, a lot of people think I’m adorable.
Teaching your little brother (who was raised by assassins in a mountain far away) about sports be like…
Dick: *setting up the rims and nets*
Jason: *dribbling the balls*
Tim: *configuring the shot clock*
Damian: *putting on his cleats* I’ve never played basketball. I’m certain I’ll pick it up. Who’s going to be goalie?
Expectation vs. Reality…
[Expectation] Dick: Bruce, I know what you’re going to say, and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless, and I’m really sorry. I’m just hoping against hope that you will give me another chance, which I admit I don’t deserve. If you could just find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I could earn your trust back.
[Reality] Jason: It’s not like it was even the Batmobile!
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