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Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…

Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?

Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!

Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?

Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.

Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?

Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –

Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!


Riddler:
Hey, but you said that – 

Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!

The Gotham King

Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…

Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?

Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!

Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?

Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.

Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?

Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –

Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!


Riddler:
Hey, but you said that – 

Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!

When two old friends have a truce and a chat…

Two Face: I heard where you’re headed. The Lazarus Pit.

Batman: Have you been there?

Two Face: Does this face look like it’s been to the Lazarus Pit?

Batman: Depends on the light.

Lunch at Arkham Asylum…

Solomon: I am Grundy.

Harvey: Well, that’s just as fascinating as the first eighty-nine times. What is wrong with The Walking Dead here?

Victor: Well, he don’t know talkin’ good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to “I” and “am” and “Grundy”, exclusively in that order.

Harvey: Well, I tell you what, that’s gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.