Chatting with a rogue you just caught to pass the time while en route to Arkham Asylum be like…

Harley: … non-familial relationships.

Batman: Hn. Why didn’t you just say “friends”?

Harley: I gots the diplomas, Bats! I like to use ‘em.

Telling a shrink about your recurring dreams during your stint at Arkham Asylum be like…

Harley: This man ya keep seein’ is a father figure.

Jason: “A father figure”? I said he’s warm, nurturing, and supportive. The words “toxic Bat-douche” did not pass my lips.